goofy gear
Don't get me wrong. Lots of police equipment is dandy: souped-up Mopar products, short-barreled rifles, helicopters like the one in Airwolf...
I can almost get myself over the Segway hurdle too. According to the manufacturer, officers gain better visibility up above the typical line of sight, the ability to cover lots of ground quickly without the fatigue of riding a bike, and the significant ice-breaking mojo afforded you when you're a 21st century centaur.
However when your police vehicle looks like a motorized lectern to which somebody taped disco lights and a Mr. Microphone, I've got to draw the line.
And "tactical"??!! The thing is made of ABS; it would offer slightly more protection from bullets than wet papier-mache.
Turn off the funky soundtrack on the first video and check the second one down, though; brother's got fairly mad skillz for a guy driving a podium.

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